Friday, July 31, 2009
$$$$
Bodog poker is shady. I can't withdraw my money because I used my friends CC to deposit and was playing with that money until I received an e-mail saying that we could not deposit using a friend's card. What do they expect me to do after letting the funds get through? There are no transfer options so I had to transfer my winnings to my friend through pre-flop raise/folding. If these mother fuckers close me and my friends accounts I am going to rage at support because we didn't even do anything wrong, our intent was just to withdraw our winnings. I still have around 200 dollars worth left just to fuck around with so we will see how that goes. The money I won will be going towards Vegas :)
Friday, July 24, 2009
$$$
I made 200+ dollars cashing in a tourney today which brings my roll to over $550 O_O
Deposited $60 last month now I'm up over 500 woot woot
Deposited $60 last month now I'm up over 500 woot woot
Monday, July 20, 2009
O_O
I pokered for 2 hours and 50 minutes on 4 tables
I made 5 dollars :(
-12 dollars chasing a flush draw + gutshot, -5 dollars ramming Kings into aces, -6 dollars to some lunatic chasing a gutshot, -4 dollars ramming jacks into kings, -7 dollars on big AK feeler bet, -6 dollars flopping two pairs against a set, and lost a bunch of other hands that were pretty gay, dang I could be up so much more :( overall a bad day I will play again prob tomorrow and hopefully I will do better
I made 5 dollars :(
-12 dollars chasing a flush draw + gutshot, -5 dollars ramming Kings into aces, -6 dollars to some lunatic chasing a gutshot, -4 dollars ramming jacks into kings, -7 dollars on big AK feeler bet, -6 dollars flopping two pairs against a set, and lost a bunch of other hands that were pretty gay, dang I could be up so much more :( overall a bad day I will play again prob tomorrow and hopefully I will do better
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
O_O
Dang I've been pokering lately and it has been a fucking roller coaster ride. I play 10 dollar tables (.05/.1 dollar I am trying to build a roll here) I lost like 40 dollars today chasing flushes with gutshots and still ended up positive for the day. It seems I have a knack for getting into huge hands and winning (except for draws of course -_-). Two of the biggest hands that come to mind:
A6 late position
Some guy raised it up to 60 cents which is a pretty big pre-flop raise, I would normally toss A6 but it was SUITED so I was hopin for some nasty spades or possibly aces up to come out on the flop. 2 other people joined the flop with me. Flop came out A 6 9 with 2 clubs. I raise like $2 and two people call, initial raiser folds. Turn comes: A. Full house :D I bet $2.50 as a feeder bet and I still get two callers. A club spikes on the river and I go all in and both of them call. Both of them caught their flush on the river and I had a boat. Damn good triple-up
Second hand
Hand: Aces
I was playing really loose today, so I raised it up to 40 cents pre-flop to get some action and hopefully get a big pot going. 2 callers (one limped out of position).
Flop comes: A K 10, I flop top set O_O
There is a chance that the 2 players could have QJ but who the fuck cares! The pot is only $1.30ish and the guy who limped in out of position pushes all in or like $10. I obviously call his all-in, then the guy next to me raises all in for like an additional 60 cents which I obviously call. I am not scared of the guy to my left because it took him a long time to call which means I am obviously way ahead, just scared of the possible straight on flop. The hands turn over: 10 10 (limper) and AK (guy to my left). Sick hand, I oversetted someone and someone else caught top 2.
I am a fish
A6 late position
Some guy raised it up to 60 cents which is a pretty big pre-flop raise, I would normally toss A6 but it was SUITED so I was hopin for some nasty spades or possibly aces up to come out on the flop. 2 other people joined the flop with me. Flop came out A 6 9 with 2 clubs. I raise like $2 and two people call, initial raiser folds. Turn comes: A. Full house :D I bet $2.50 as a feeder bet and I still get two callers. A club spikes on the river and I go all in and both of them call. Both of them caught their flush on the river and I had a boat. Damn good triple-up
Second hand
Hand: Aces
I was playing really loose today, so I raised it up to 40 cents pre-flop to get some action and hopefully get a big pot going. 2 callers (one limped out of position).
Flop comes: A K 10, I flop top set O_O
There is a chance that the 2 players could have QJ but who the fuck cares! The pot is only $1.30ish and the guy who limped in out of position pushes all in or like $10. I obviously call his all-in, then the guy next to me raises all in for like an additional 60 cents which I obviously call. I am not scared of the guy to my left because it took him a long time to call which means I am obviously way ahead, just scared of the possible straight on flop. The hands turn over: 10 10 (limper) and AK (guy to my left). Sick hand, I oversetted someone and someone else caught top 2.
I am a fish
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Blog
I feel like writing random blogs again so here I am :O
Nothing much has been going on, I'm currently taking summer school at Berkeley just for the sake of living by myself so I can be close to a good gym and have my diet in order. I could have went home for the summer, but then I would have to have my parents order me car insurance, buy a new gym membership, and become incredibly proactive in making my meals at home... fuck that ._.
I've started pokering again and hope that I can win some cash on the side as well as play for fun. It has been a fucking roller coaster ride so far but I'm up right now and that's all that matters. I think I'm playing .05/.1 NL and just trying to get a bankroll going. I think my plan of action is to just keep playing at these shitty ass blinds while playing the qualifiers for the $100K every week for a chance to get in the tournament. There will only be around 500 players in the field with a payout of $100k (paying to top 63 or top 90 if there's more than 600 players) so my chances of winning big money are as big as they can get... hopefully no one catches on ;)
Life is whatever. I just eat, gym, game, and sleep; I am content. As for my future I'm thinking about doing respiratory therapy at foothill instead of becoming an RD. I still need to research what RD's actually do but oh well haha. That is all for now, I guess I will copy Jenny and update if anything interesting happens or if I want to show whoever reads this shit something. O_O!!!
Nothing much has been going on, I'm currently taking summer school at Berkeley just for the sake of living by myself so I can be close to a good gym and have my diet in order. I could have went home for the summer, but then I would have to have my parents order me car insurance, buy a new gym membership, and become incredibly proactive in making my meals at home... fuck that ._.
I've started pokering again and hope that I can win some cash on the side as well as play for fun. It has been a fucking roller coaster ride so far but I'm up right now and that's all that matters. I think I'm playing .05/.1 NL and just trying to get a bankroll going. I think my plan of action is to just keep playing at these shitty ass blinds while playing the qualifiers for the $100K every week for a chance to get in the tournament. There will only be around 500 players in the field with a payout of $100k (paying to top 63 or top 90 if there's more than 600 players) so my chances of winning big money are as big as they can get... hopefully no one catches on ;)
Life is whatever. I just eat, gym, game, and sleep; I am content. As for my future I'm thinking about doing respiratory therapy at foothill instead of becoming an RD. I still need to research what RD's actually do but oh well haha. That is all for now, I guess I will copy Jenny and update if anything interesting happens or if I want to show whoever reads this shit something. O_O!!!
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Random
Long time no update, I've been extremely lazy. I've been skipping classes like mad and haven't done any work, but that's expected since I've always been like this. Life has been decent so far, I just finished the last of my real midterms and I can finally relax.
Recently it seems that I've been getting into a lot of arguments/discussions with other people about dieting/working out. The people I talk to for the most part are pretty smart and know their stuff, but seriously how can I expect them to know what I know. Basic dieting guidelines sound good in the textbooks, yes, but will it help people in the real world? That is also a resounding yes, but dieting in moderation with daily exercise will definitely NOT help me get where I want to go. I want to go however far my body can go. I'm not some average joe, I'm a bodybuilder. Yes, a bodybuilder, even though I am a scrawny kid with pathetic development as I speak, one day I will become something great, even though I'm a piece of shit right now. Normal people wouldn't understand, and that means you readers also! The only people I can sympathize with is Jackie and Long, no one else can understand where I'm coming from. Even I don't understand myself sometimes. Most people who workout just do it to look better, they do it for the ladies. As I was discussing with one of my friends, I told her how a guy with a defined six pack and some nice arms would already be enough to win most girls. I told her how easy it was to achieve that, and how if I was lean I could accomplish that feat. I was surprised when she asked me in astonishment if I just worked out for the women. I didn't really have a chance to reply because I knew if I had replied truthfully she wouldn't understand where I'm coming from at all. If I were to respond, I would've told her NO, I'm NOT just working out for the ladies! But how can I explain myself? I really cant, thats why I didn't bother. Why do I want to one day walk around at well over 220 lbs? Well, the only honest reason I can think of is to stand out. This may contradict what I have said earlier about doing it for the ladies, but I'm not trying to stand out just for them. I just want to be different, I want to be special in some way. I may have said this in another post earlier (or not), but all I really want is to have fame, to be be revered in one way or another. That's what I've been striving for all these years, and sadly I just realized this a few months ago.
Man, I'm no bodybuilding guru or anything but I definitely know my stuff when it comes to dieting and manipulating body composition. What sucks the most is discussing with people who know the basics about dieting. They are force fed info from classes and believe everything. This isn't a bad thing, we all believe what we are taught in class. The problem is that some people hold onto that information as if it was a message from God, they believe it to be indisputable. This is where I always come out of an argument sounding like a jack ass because I come out looking like I'm closed-minded, but I'm not! I just know my mother fucking shit goddammit. What sucks the MOST is that my words are not credible in the least because I myself am not impressive ,physically, in the slightest. This will change, but it is just damn frustrating talking to people who could easily bring up my body as an example of why my words don't work, even though my results have been good so far.It's no wonder Jackie and Long always stay away from talking about lifting to anyone else, no one knows their shit. I always get stuck arguing because I want people to understand what works, and what wont, and I never get my point across because people are so goddamn stubborn. Look, if you want to have a great body, it will take LOTS of time and LOTS of hard work, more than you can even imagine. Girls especially need to understand this , they are always the ones who are complaining about their bodies all the time yet they do NOTHING about it. What bugs me the most is that girls think lifting heavy will cause them to be bulky and too muscular.
ARE YOU MOTHER FUCKING RETARDED?!?!
Do you know how hard it's been to get where I am? Do you know how hard Jackie or Long has worked the past few years to get where they are at? Guess what, we're still fucking shrimps (I'm the smallest hehe), and we have fucking 10x the amount of testosterone that you girls do. We eat like animals, we work ourselves to death, and we are still not "too big". I guaran-fucking-tee that you girls will not grow too big from lifting weights. Some girls might be scratching their heads, wondering "Why would I ever want to gain muscle (=weight) ?!" Well, girls need muscle underneath their lard to look good, dammit. If you look at all the fitness models and all the girls that are in shape in magazines, they all lift, and their bodies are fucking :O
Anyways, I'm not targeting my audience with this rant, even though half of you will be girls. I just wanted to get this off my back, I may be "generalizing" but my generalization IS justified. There will be exceptions to my rant on women but obviously you aren't one of them so :)
She's no fitness model but she still looks good. :D
btw i wrote this because you kept pestering me gook I hope you're happy faggot (you know who you are fat boy)
Recently it seems that I've been getting into a lot of arguments/discussions with other people about dieting/working out. The people I talk to for the most part are pretty smart and know their stuff, but seriously how can I expect them to know what I know. Basic dieting guidelines sound good in the textbooks, yes, but will it help people in the real world? That is also a resounding yes, but dieting in moderation with daily exercise will definitely NOT help me get where I want to go. I want to go however far my body can go. I'm not some average joe, I'm a bodybuilder. Yes, a bodybuilder, even though I am a scrawny kid with pathetic development as I speak, one day I will become something great, even though I'm a piece of shit right now. Normal people wouldn't understand, and that means you readers also! The only people I can sympathize with is Jackie and Long, no one else can understand where I'm coming from. Even I don't understand myself sometimes. Most people who workout just do it to look better, they do it for the ladies. As I was discussing with one of my friends, I told her how a guy with a defined six pack and some nice arms would already be enough to win most girls. I told her how easy it was to achieve that, and how if I was lean I could accomplish that feat. I was surprised when she asked me in astonishment if I just worked out for the women. I didn't really have a chance to reply because I knew if I had replied truthfully she wouldn't understand where I'm coming from at all. If I were to respond, I would've told her NO, I'm NOT just working out for the ladies! But how can I explain myself? I really cant, thats why I didn't bother. Why do I want to one day walk around at well over 220 lbs? Well, the only honest reason I can think of is to stand out. This may contradict what I have said earlier about doing it for the ladies, but I'm not trying to stand out just for them. I just want to be different, I want to be special in some way. I may have said this in another post earlier (or not), but all I really want is to have fame, to be be revered in one way or another. That's what I've been striving for all these years, and sadly I just realized this a few months ago.
Man, I'm no bodybuilding guru or anything but I definitely know my stuff when it comes to dieting and manipulating body composition. What sucks the most is discussing with people who know the basics about dieting. They are force fed info from classes and believe everything. This isn't a bad thing, we all believe what we are taught in class. The problem is that some people hold onto that information as if it was a message from God, they believe it to be indisputable. This is where I always come out of an argument sounding like a jack ass because I come out looking like I'm closed-minded, but I'm not! I just know my mother fucking shit goddammit. What sucks the MOST is that my words are not credible in the least because I myself am not impressive ,physically, in the slightest. This will change, but it is just damn frustrating talking to people who could easily bring up my body as an example of why my words don't work, even though my results have been good so far.It's no wonder Jackie and Long always stay away from talking about lifting to anyone else, no one knows their shit. I always get stuck arguing because I want people to understand what works, and what wont, and I never get my point across because people are so goddamn stubborn. Look, if you want to have a great body, it will take LOTS of time and LOTS of hard work, more than you can even imagine. Girls especially need to understand this , they are always the ones who are complaining about their bodies all the time yet they do NOTHING about it. What bugs me the most is that girls think lifting heavy will cause them to be bulky and too muscular.
ARE YOU MOTHER FUCKING RETARDED?!?!
Do you know how hard it's been to get where I am? Do you know how hard Jackie or Long has worked the past few years to get where they are at? Guess what, we're still fucking shrimps (I'm the smallest hehe), and we have fucking 10x the amount of testosterone that you girls do. We eat like animals, we work ourselves to death, and we are still not "too big". I guaran-fucking-tee that you girls will not grow too big from lifting weights. Some girls might be scratching their heads, wondering "Why would I ever want to gain muscle (=weight) ?!" Well, girls need muscle underneath their lard to look good, dammit. If you look at all the fitness models and all the girls that are in shape in magazines, they all lift, and their bodies are fucking :O
Anyways, I'm not targeting my audience with this rant, even though half of you will be girls. I just wanted to get this off my back, I may be "generalizing" but my generalization IS justified. There will be exceptions to my rant on women but obviously you aren't one of them so :)
She's no fitness model but she still looks good. :D
btw i wrote this because you kept pestering me gook I hope you're happy faggot (you know who you are fat boy)
Friday, February 22, 2008
Revelation
Hello!
Life has been hectic yet slow since my last update. There's been things to do with SMILE and AAA here and there, but that's pretty much it. My 4-day weekends are a big help in that case; I actually still have quite a lot of free time. Class-wise, I've been doing horrible. I just did horrible on my midterm for one of my cultural nutri sci classes, and I haven't read for Econ at all. I've missed practically every lecture in nutri sci, and I've missed half of O-chem lectures the last 3 weeks. Pretty bad considering I have both of these midterms next week, but I'll get everything under control in the end somehow, I always do.
As for my life, things have been going decent. I've met a lot of new people, it feels nice to finally have some more friends, although I would still prefer to be by myself most of the time. I've started playing more video games now and it's definitely been killing my studying, whatever little I used to get done. As for the title of this post, well I just had a revelation yesterday. I went to this summer internship orientation to find out what it was about because I know I'll be staying for summer school this year. It turned out to be a bogus dud concerning a special "$275" textbook that they wanted us to market and sell to people. No one is going to buy this shit, what the fuck? I left afterwards, but these words this one chick really stuck with me. One of the lecturee's asked us if we had ever wasted a summer going to summer school, and one of the people said she wasted a summer finding out that med school was not the right thing for her. Then it hit me, pharmacy isn't the right thing for me. I had known this all along, but for some reason I never really realized my mistake until someone else explicitly stated it. Why am I going to put myself through 4 years of total and utter bullshit? I HATE SCHOOL SO FUCKING BADLY, yet I'm going to have to go through 4 years of graduate school that's exponentially worse than college is right now? FUCK THAT SHIT! That's when I decided to screw pharmacy, it's not right for me. The only thing pharmacy has for me is $$$, but the sad sad sad truth is, I don't fucking care about the money. I never did. I live to be notorious, I want to be famous, infamous, you name it, I just want to be known. Being a pharmacist isn't going to make me famous, to hell with that. So I'm going to spend my life doing what I like instead, I'm going to major in Dietetics, get my RD, and go to graduate school afterwards studying Kinesiology with an emphasis on exercise physiology. Life will be fucking awesome. I'll be living at home, working as a Dietician, while going to graduate school. HOME! I can finally hang out with all the niggers that I never get to see. The funniest part about this entire thing is that my revelation was not experienced by me alone, both Jackie and Long also have the exact same goals I have in mind. All of us had this revelation in the SAME day, without talking to each other about it. That's fucking freaky (we were all pre-pharmacy yesterday lmao).
So yea, that pretty much sums up this post. Life is going to be so nice when I'm home. Even though I won't be making excessive amounts of cash my first few years, I will be racking up the cash while living at home. I'm going to start investing, and things will come my way. I will make them come my way. I'm going to make life my bitch. Mark my words :)
Until next time! =D
Life has been hectic yet slow since my last update. There's been things to do with SMILE and AAA here and there, but that's pretty much it. My 4-day weekends are a big help in that case; I actually still have quite a lot of free time. Class-wise, I've been doing horrible. I just did horrible on my midterm for one of my cultural nutri sci classes, and I haven't read for Econ at all. I've missed practically every lecture in nutri sci, and I've missed half of O-chem lectures the last 3 weeks. Pretty bad considering I have both of these midterms next week, but I'll get everything under control in the end somehow, I always do.
As for my life, things have been going decent. I've met a lot of new people, it feels nice to finally have some more friends, although I would still prefer to be by myself most of the time. I've started playing more video games now and it's definitely been killing my studying, whatever little I used to get done. As for the title of this post, well I just had a revelation yesterday. I went to this summer internship orientation to find out what it was about because I know I'll be staying for summer school this year. It turned out to be a bogus dud concerning a special "$275" textbook that they wanted us to market and sell to people. No one is going to buy this shit, what the fuck? I left afterwards, but these words this one chick really stuck with me. One of the lecturee's asked us if we had ever wasted a summer going to summer school, and one of the people said she wasted a summer finding out that med school was not the right thing for her. Then it hit me, pharmacy isn't the right thing for me. I had known this all along, but for some reason I never really realized my mistake until someone else explicitly stated it. Why am I going to put myself through 4 years of total and utter bullshit? I HATE SCHOOL SO FUCKING BADLY, yet I'm going to have to go through 4 years of graduate school that's exponentially worse than college is right now? FUCK THAT SHIT! That's when I decided to screw pharmacy, it's not right for me. The only thing pharmacy has for me is $$$, but the sad sad sad truth is, I don't fucking care about the money. I never did. I live to be notorious, I want to be famous, infamous, you name it, I just want to be known. Being a pharmacist isn't going to make me famous, to hell with that. So I'm going to spend my life doing what I like instead, I'm going to major in Dietetics, get my RD, and go to graduate school afterwards studying Kinesiology with an emphasis on exercise physiology. Life will be fucking awesome. I'll be living at home, working as a Dietician, while going to graduate school. HOME! I can finally hang out with all the niggers that I never get to see. The funniest part about this entire thing is that my revelation was not experienced by me alone, both Jackie and Long also have the exact same goals I have in mind. All of us had this revelation in the SAME day, without talking to each other about it. That's fucking freaky (we were all pre-pharmacy yesterday lmao).
So yea, that pretty much sums up this post. Life is going to be so nice when I'm home. Even though I won't be making excessive amounts of cash my first few years, I will be racking up the cash while living at home. I'm going to start investing, and things will come my way. I will make them come my way. I'm going to make life my bitch. Mark my words :)
Until next time! =D
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